Me in 1989, on the set of "The Other Side". It's not really a mullet. My hair was uniformly long, but when I put the heavily gaff-taped camera on my right shoulder, my hair got caught in the tape and I shaved the right side of my head. Photo by...um...Troy? Michael?

On the Oregon Coast, 2002. Photo by JWilson.

Self Portrait, Milwaukee, 2004.

Self Portrait, Flagstaff, 2002. How Meta.

Self Portrait, Milwaukee, 2003. Daytime noir?

Testing the new webcam, and ending up with a dark, brooding artsy image. Well, maybe not. Milwaukee, 2003.

Self Portrait, Horicon, 2003.

Self Portrait, Horicon, 2003. Meta once again.

At Art*Bar just after my trip to Europe. What in the hell am I doing with my lips? Milwaukee, 2006. Photo by TFreund.

So most people, when they get a new scaner, they scan their ass. Not me. I decided to see what would happen if I rolled my head at the same speed at whcih the scanner bar was crossing the platen. Milwaukee, 2002.

Lighting test, Milwaukee, 2006. Photo by MZopf.

There's something to be said about Scorpio eyes. Milwaukee, 2005.

My Yahoo! avatar. Chicago, 2005. Photo by BShine.

Me and my new toy, Milwaukee, 2003. Photo by MZeile.

'Enjoying' the humidity on a photo shoot, Milwaukee, 2006. Photo by PNeumann.

On the set of "Small Talk". Milwaukee, 2007. Photo by KClark.

On the set of "Small Talk". Milwaukee, 2007. Photo by KClark.